actually it's September 19th - but we're PIRATES and we don't care when it is,
we just wanna TALK LIKE PIRATES! ARRRRR!
Scupper me Uppers, Laddie, it's PIRATE DAY - Well, TALK Like a Pirate Day, anyway,
and HOW are you going to do that?
Yer gonna walk da plank, you scurvy RAT, you - no, no wait -
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HAR HAR!
AYE, MATEYS, IT'S TIME!
RAISE THE FORESAILS!
BATTEN THE HATCHES!
AND
GET THAT SOFTWARE! NOW, OK!
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get VOICE CHANGER SOFTWARE DIAMOND @ 30% OFF!
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- OFF YOU GO!
